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svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

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At least I run faster than Internet Explorer.

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trillow:

drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and i’ve been predicting the future all day. the doctor says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyway

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elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

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